Sep 152014
 

Kanye West really doesn’t like it when people remain seated during his concerts. He is of the opinion that one must be standing to experience the full effect of the magic he is weaving onstage. If you don’t heed Kanye’s bidding to stand, you will suffer the consequences. Those consequences may include rendering Kanye unable to perform because he’s too busy cajoling you to stand up. Whether you have a legitimate reason for not standing is something that only Kanye is qualified to judge. Be prepared to present your “handicap pass” to Kanye for a thorough inspection. A follow-up interview with one of Kanye’s security personnel may be required to fully resolve the matter to his satisfaction.

Kanye only wants to lay down some truly mind-fucking beats for you. But he can’t do that if you’re just going to sit there like a jerk.

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