Went to the lake yesterday. Lake Calhoun, to be specific. Should have brought my camera, as it was a beautiful day and lots of other people had the same idea as I did. Minneapolis is kind of unique in that it has a chain of lakes in the heart of the city. I saw lots of people out in sailboats and windsurfing. For someone who lives this close to the lakes, I should make an effort to get there more often.
This site has got to be one of the weirdest ones I’ve ever seen. As someone with a tracheotomy, I can sort of see the humor in this kind of thing. But I’ve never had the urge to play a harmonica with the thing. Now, I have poured beer down my G-tube, but that’s a tale for another entry.
Here’s a gallery of books covers of H.G. Wells’s (is that apostrophe right? I can never remember the rule for words ending in “S”) War of the Worlds. Note the covers of some of the editions from the mid- and late 1960s. Trés trippy. Looks like a few artists were doing book covers to fund the occasional acid weekend.
With the impending visit of my friend, I need to remind myself to go out and buy some real food. I think all I have in my kitchen right now is a box of Cheez-Its and some stale Pringles. Oh, and here’s a couple pieces of hard candy on my desk. I have a deck on my building that has several grills, so I have a feeling we’ll be utilizing that a lot. As long as he’s not expecting me to bake a quiche, I think we’ll be okay.
Hayden Christensen annoyed the hell out of me in the second Star Wars movie, but I recently saw him in Shattered Glass and he actually impressed me in that film. He plays Stephen Glass, the reporter at the New Republic who decided that made-up stories were more interesting to write than anything real life has to offer. He brought just the right amount of whiny obsequiousness to the role to make it compelling but not grating. I hear the real Stephen Glass is now an attorney. How the hell did he get past the character fitness portion of bar admission? Believe it or not, character does count when someone applies for the bar, although admittedly the standards can be somewhat subjective.
According to Deidre Woollard, guys who read comic books are totally hot. I must be hanging out in the wrong comic book store, because I never meet any girls dying to hear my critique of the latest Supreme Power. I was having coffee with a woman last weekend and I somehow let it slip that I read comics. And I was a little disappointed in myself because I said it like I was admitting to something embarrassing, like occasionally wetting the bed. So if I ever see this woman again, I’ll be sure to proclaim, “Yes, I read comics! And I’d be delighted to discuss their literary and artistic merits with you in the context of our postmodern society. If Umberto Eco says comics are literature, then who are we to argue with him?”
Bloggers are getting press credentials for the Democratic National Convention. I’m a bit sorry I didn’t follow through on my own plans to blog from the Convention. But I’ll be very curious to see what kind of coverage bloggers can deliver. I hope they take the time to tell the stories that Big Media can’t be bothered to cover and that we get some good policy discussions, rather than just “So-and-So gave a speech and this is what they said.”
Oh look, another article about blogger burnout. It seems that the only thing more cliched than writing about the blogging “phenomenon” is writing about bloggers sick of writing. It’s like celebrities complaining about fame, although any fame gained through blogging is admittedly dubious. I really admire the hard-core bloggers, but that kind of obsessiveness simply isn’t in me. I spend maybe an hour each day on my entry. If things are really slow that day, then maybe I’ll do a second entry, just for the hell of it. And sure, there are some days when all of you are reading this and slapping yourselves to stay awake. But I figure that the good stuff balances out the lesser efforts. When someone starts paying me to do this, then I’ll worry about whether I’m consistently entertaining. Until then, I’m afraid you’ll have to take what you can get.
I found out that the Tamarack Clinic, the place working on my new wheelchair, is closing its doors. This is extremely disappointing news, as they are probably one of the best seating clinics in Minnesota, if not the entire Midwest. I first went there a couple years ago because of a nagging problem with my seat cushion that was causing me some pain. The therapist I worked with at Tamarack immediately diagnosed the problem and now I can sit for hours without any pain. This also means I need to get an appointment ASAP so that we can finish up the work on my chair before they close. Tamarack is part of Fairview Hospitals and I wonder which assistant vice president I should complain to about this boneheaded move.
Yikes, I have another birthday coming up in a couple weeks. This past year has gone by in a flash. I have noticed a subjective acceleration of time in the last couple years. Remember when you were a kid, and next week might as well have meant the heat death of the universe? Now, the weeks seem to melt away in between breaths. Don’t think I’ll do much to celebrate this time around. Not that you can’t still get me something, if you’re so inclined. But 31 doesn’t have the base-10 elegance of 30, so I don’t see much point in making a big fuss about it. Just so I’m not considered middle-aged. Anything but that. Please let me be hip and cool for at least a couple more years. Please let girls in their mid-twenties look at me without thinking I’m too old for them. Please let me continue to use words like “awesome” and “dude” without sounding lame or completely phony. Please let me be an advertiser’s target demographic for just a little while longer.
Wow. Kerry went for the crowd-pleaser and picked Edwards. I’m actually a bit shocked. I thought we might get Gephardt, and apparently so did the New York Post. Oops. I think this choice could really help spread the fight to states that might not otherwise be in play. I’m not expecting the Dems to pick up Virginia or South Carolina, but it might force the Bush campaign to expend resources in places that would typically be safely in the red column. I’m sure the GOP will attack his lack of experience and his work as a trial attorney, but I don’t see either argument sticking. Bush had only a couple years of political experience when he assumed the presidency. And Edwards’s trial work was mostly on behalf of injured plaintiffs, not representing big *cough* Haliburton *cough* industry. I’m looking forward to the VP debates.
Here’s an article written by a recent college graduate describing her experiences as a student with a disability. Sounds like we both dealt with some clueless professors. I had an advisor tell me to consider not taking French because it was in an inaccessible building. I had a logic professor who didn’t believe that students with disabilities should receive time extensions on exams. But I don’t think I ever encountered the discrimination and cruelty mentioned in this article. Makes me second-guess my own characterizations of my alma mater as conservative and provincial.
Ugh. I’m going to keep this short because I’ve spent the last five hours chained to my computer, working on the grant I mentioned earlier.
My friend Charles, who guest-blogged while I was in Miami, will be coming to visit in a couple weeks. I’m looking forward to a week of pizza, late-night gaming, and just hanging out. And he’s also bringing his collection of MST3K DVDs, which should provide some amusement. A few years ago, when I was in the hospital recovering from pneumonia, Charles brought a tape of one of the episodes (I think it was Space Children). We started watching it and during the absolutely hilarious Jackie Coogan skit, I began to laugh so hard that the attending nurse thought I was having a seizure.
Bummer, no Daleks in the new Dr. Who. So much for my Halloween costume idea of taping a plunger to my forehead, encasing my chair in an aluminum barrel, and wandering the floors of my building yelling “Exterminate! Exterminate!” I still might do it, even if only two people in the whole neighborhood get the reference.
Somebody needs to invent an umbrella that can be easily attached to a wheelchair. I was walking home from meeting a friend for coffee last night and I got caught in a downpour. By the time I got home, I was one soggy cripple. The motors on my wheelchair also temporarily crapped out, but fortunately I was already home by then. Everything was back in working order once it had the chance to dry out. Could have been worse, I suppose. Could have been like that one time when I was walking around Lake Calhoun and got caught in a storm and my chair crapped out before I could get back to the car.
Leaving shortly to see Spiderman. After all the good things I’ve read about it, I hope I’m not disappointed.
Bill Gates will be giving me a few bucks towards the purchase of my next hard drive, thanks to the recent settlement in the class-action suit brought by Minnesota against Microsoft. Yay for me, but the best aspects of the settlement are the millions of dollars that will go to public schools and the Minneapolis Legal Aid Society. I did some summer clerking for the Disability Law Center, part of the Legal Aid Society, and I can attest to the fact that they could definitely use some new computers. Microsoft seems to be determined to resolve all of the outstanding litigation against it, which is probably a smart strategy. The hundreds of millions in settlement dollars is probably preferable to the potential billions in compensatory and punitive damages. And when I read about the millions of dollars that are going to the firms that worked on the case, I momentarily regretted my decision not to go into private practice. But only for a moment.
The Department of Homeland Security wants you to know that if you use Internet Explorer, you’re letting the terrorists win. I made the switch yesterday and I have no real complaints so far. It seems that images take a bit longer to load, but the difference is minimal. This whole incident may be just what the open-source movement needs to seep into the consciousness of the general public. Browser technology may not be the sexist thing in the computer industry, but Microsoft deserves a wake-up call. How many other products allow five years to pass without any major upgrades?
Assuming I can find a good vantage point on Sunday night, I want to take some pictures of the fireworks with the digital camera. Can any photo geeks out there give me some pointers on the best settings on the camera for this purpose? I know squat about photography, so keep it simple. I have a Canon Powershot A70, if that matters.
Hope all of you are planning on enjoying yourselves over this long weekend. This will be a working holiday for me as I have a grant deadline coming at me like a freight train. Think of me as you’re snarfing down your frankfurters and potato salad.
