I made 69 cents because of my blog! Dude! A few weeks ago, I joined the Amazon Affiliates program (you’ve probably noticed the ads in the sidebar). My dad purchased one of the books that I had showcased and I got a commission of 69 cents! This will only encourage me to become more aggressive in my attempts to sell you crap you don’t need. I’ll start devoting entire blog entries to pitching the new Shakira or the Friends boxed DVD collection. Because I’m beginning to see dollar signs in this whole blogging thing.
\nAs I mentioned yesterday, I was at a fundraiser last night and I shared a table with two close friends. I’m not sure this was such a good idea. My friend Erin, whom I’ve known for several years, was whispering something to my friend Rose at the buffet line. Then they both looked back at me and shook their heads. I have a sinking feeling that all those drunken secrets I’ve shared with Erin are coming back to haunt me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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