{"id":1066,"date":"2005-12-17T16:24:36","date_gmt":"2005-12-17T16:24:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1066"},"modified":"2005-12-17T16:24:36","modified_gmt":"2005-12-17T16:24:36","slug":"south_of_the_bo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1066","title":{"rendered":"South Of The Border"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After seeing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000BOH8XW\/qid=1134858020\/sr=8-1\/ref=pd_bbs_1\/104-6691871-4204726?n=507846&#038;s=music&#038;v=glance\">Shakira<\/a> on Letterman the other night, I felt a little better about life here on this crazy world.  We may be fucking up the planetary climate and burdening our children with massive debt, but my goodness, what a hottie.  Watching her for five minutes almost made me forget that our current government is <a href=\"http:\/\/concordmonitor.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20051216\/REPOSITORY\/512160355\/1037\/NEWS04\">hopelessly corrupt<\/a> and that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2005\/12\/16\/AR2005121601559.html\">religious fanaticism<\/a> is being passed off as legitimate science.<br \/>\nSigh.  Sometimes I wish I was more shallow.  Things would be a lot more pleasant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After seeing Shakira on Letterman the other night, I felt a little better about life here on this crazy world. We may be fucking up the planetary climate and burdening our children with massive debt, but my goodness, what a hottie. Watching her for five minutes almost made me forget that our current government is <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1066' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-hc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1066"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}