{"id":1073,"date":"2005-12-24T13:28:44","date_gmt":"2005-12-24T13:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2005-12-24T13:28:44","modified_gmt":"2005-12-24T13:28:44","slug":"happy_kwanmaska","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1073","title":{"rendered":"Happy Kwanmaskah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sasha the Agoraphobic Dog arrived with my parents last night.  It&#8217;s a bit sad to see how she&#8217;s aging.  My parents bought her as a puppy when I was a senior in college.  Now, her face is completely white and I can tell that her hips bother her when she stands up after lying down for an extended time.  I&#8217;m glad for these times when I get to see her.  I don&#8217;t have the time to care for a dog of my own, but it was nice to have her greet me at my door when I came home from running an errand last night.<br \/>\nFrom up here on The 19th Floor, I want to wish everyone the happiest of holidays, regardless of what you do or don&#8217;t celebrate.  I hope that wherever you are, the food is good, the company is pleasant, and that it&#8217;s where you want to be.<br \/>\nI need to wrap some presents.  I hate how the Scotch tape sticks to my tongue and how the gift wrap leaves little paper cuts inside my mouth.  But I do it all out of love, baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sasha the Agoraphobic Dog arrived with my parents last night. It&#8217;s a bit sad to see how she&#8217;s aging. My parents bought her as a puppy when I was a senior in college. Now, her face is completely white and I can tell that her hips bother her when she stands up after lying down <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1073' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-hj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}