{"id":1169,"date":"2006-04-01T13:15:57","date_gmt":"2006-04-01T13:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1169"},"modified":"2006-04-01T13:15:57","modified_gmt":"2006-04-01T13:15:57","slug":"hanging_it_up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1169","title":{"rendered":"Hanging It Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

This morning, I woke up and realized I have absolutely nothing left to say.  After all, how many entries can one person write about how incompetent the Bush Administration is?  How many entries can one person write about his assorted geek obsessions, most of which are of interest only to the writer?  And I’m sure you’re as tired of reading about my hapless attempts to find a girlfriend as much as I’m tired of writing about them.  I mean, who am I kidding?  I’m never going to get a book deal from posting any of this crap.  I’ve basically been phoning it in for the past few months, anyway.  It’s time to find a new hobby, one that doesn’t keep me chained to this computer.  In fact, I’m seriously considering donating my computer to an elementary school or something.  When I think of all the hours I’ve wasted at this desk, I’m filled with a profound emptiness that is starting to make Scientology look pretty damn appealing.  There’s a Scientology center just down the street.  Maybe I’ll go in for a personality test later today. <\/DIV>
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So long, everybody.  It’s been real.<\/DIV><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This morning, I woke up and realized I have absolutely nothing left to say.  After all, how many entries can one person write about how incompetent the Bush Administration is?  How many entries can one person write about his assorted geek obsessions, most of which are of interest only to the writer?  And I’m sure […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-iR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}