{"id":1174,"date":"2006-04-06T19:25:03","date_gmt":"2006-04-06T19:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1174"},"modified":"2006-04-06T19:25:03","modified_gmt":"2006-04-06T19:25:03","slug":"its_hard_out_th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1174","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Hard Out There For A Gimp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><DIV><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN class=408313517-06042006>The Man is still keeping us down.&nbsp; <A href=\"http:\/\/www.nypress.com\/19\/12\/news&#038;columns\/feature.cfm\">Subway systems are inaccessible<\/A>, driving schools are <A href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/462\/story\/354013.html\">refusing to offer ASL interpreters to deaf students<\/A>, and the unemployment rate of people with disabilities is <A href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/mld\/mercurynews\/business\/personal_finance\/14261777.htm\">stuck in the high 60s<\/A>.&nbsp; It&#8217;s time to accerate my preparations for the revolution.&nbsp; Let&#8217;s see, I need to move the weapons cache to that abandoned barn.&nbsp; And I need to set up my Internet recruitment efforts?&nbsp; Anyone out there have a knack for forging documents?&nbsp; I already have an explosives guy, so I can scratch that off the list.&nbsp; <\/SPAN><\/FONT><\/DIV><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN class=408313517-06042006><\/SPAN><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/DIV><DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN class=408313517-06042006>I am so going to get a visit from Homeland Security because of this post.&nbsp; <\/SPAN><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/DIV><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Man is still keeping us down.&nbsp; Subway systems are inaccessible, driving schools are refusing to offer ASL interpreters to deaf students, and the unemployment rate of people with disabilities is stuck in the high 60s.&nbsp; It&#8217;s time to accerate my preparations for the revolution.&nbsp; Let&#8217;s see, I need to move the weapons cache to <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1174' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-iW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}