{"id":1269,"date":"2006-07-09T15:31:23","date_gmt":"2006-07-09T15:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1269"},"modified":"2006-07-09T15:31:23","modified_gmt":"2006-07-09T15:31:23","slug":"like_butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1269","title":{"rendered":"Like Butter"},"content":{"rendered":"

I would like to take a moment to thank the Minneapolis Parks and Recreation Board<\/A> for creating some of the smoothest sidewalks upon which I have ever had the pleasure of traversing.  I’m speaking specifically of the pedestrian walkway that encircles Lake Calhoun.  Most sidewalks are rather bumpy, jostling affairs that leave me in various states of discombobulation upon arriving at my destination.  Wheeling on the Lake Calhoun pathway is akin to gliding on a cushion of air–sweet, fluffy air.  Once I make my billions and purchase my private island for exclusive use of my fellow gimps (and a few select friends), all paved surfaces will be required to be similarly level. <\/DIV><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I would like to take a moment to thank the Minneapolis Parks and Recreation Board for creating some of the smoothest sidewalks upon which I have ever had the pleasure of traversing.  I’m speaking specifically of the pedestrian walkway that encircles Lake Calhoun.  Most sidewalks are rather bumpy, jostling affairs that leave me in various […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-kt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}