{"id":1287,"date":"2006-07-25T13:36:19","date_gmt":"2006-07-25T13:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1287"},"modified":"2006-07-25T13:36:19","modified_gmt":"2006-07-25T13:36:19","slug":"matchmaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1287","title":{"rendered":"Matchmaker"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rumors are circulating that the next-generation iPod will have the capability to display e-books<\/A>.  Please, please, Apple, include some kind of rudimentary voice control so I can take advantage of this function.  If you do, I might even purchase two: one for me and one for a gimp in need.<\/DIV>
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I spent most of last evening with my charming, lovely, hip friends Erin and Liberty at their condo and rooftop garden, which isn’t far from my own building.  They are one of the few couples in my circle of friends whose home is accessible to me, so this was something of a treat for me.  Another friend of mine recently told me that women don’t discuss sex with the same explicitness as men.  I should suggest to her that she have a few glasses of wine with Erin and Liberty sometime; she would likely change her mind afterwards.  At one point in the evening, Erin was trying to think of someone to set me up with and she started asking me if I’d consider any of her gay male friends.  Then she stopped herself, shook her head, and said, “No, no, never mind, you’re as straight as the day is long.”<\/DIV>
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I’m afraid she’s right.  I am boringly heterosexual.  But I did ask her to refer to me any hot bi women she might know.  I’m all about diversity.  <\/DIV><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Rumors are circulating that the next-generation iPod will have the capability to display e-books.  Please, please, Apple, include some kind of rudimentary voice control so I can take advantage of this function.  If you do, I might even purchase two: one for me and one for a gimp in need. I spent most of last evening with […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-kL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}