{"id":1304,"date":"2006-08-10T20:50:06","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T20:50:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1304"},"modified":"2006-08-10T20:50:06","modified_gmt":"2006-08-10T20:50:06","slug":"get_me_my_agent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1304","title":{"rendered":"Get Me My Agent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S<a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifi.com\/scifiwire\/index.php?category=1&amp;id=37426\">tephen Hawking is slated to do the introductions<\/a> to the episodes of the upcoming television anthology <i>Masters of Science Fiction<\/i>.&nbsp; I knew I should have gone into the sciences.&nbsp; Maybe I too could have scored TV appearances and gotten a toy company to create an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifi.com\/sfw\/issue344\/cool.html\">action figure<\/a> of me.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Do you think Hawking has groupies?&nbsp; Does he get all diva and have contract riders that require the television in his dressing room be tuned PBS and that he will respond only if addressed as &#8220;O Great and Incalculably Brilliant Mister Hawking&#8221;? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stephen Hawking is slated to do the introductions to the episodes of the upcoming television anthology Masters of Science Fiction.&nbsp; I knew I should have gone into the sciences.&nbsp; Maybe I too could have scored TV appearances and gotten a toy company to create an action figure of me.&nbsp; Do you think Hawking has groupies?&nbsp; <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1304' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-l2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}