{"id":135,"date":"2003-07-09T18:22:46","date_gmt":"2003-07-09T18:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=135"},"modified":"2003-07-09T18:22:46","modified_gmt":"2003-07-09T18:22:46","slug":"pop_parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"Pop Parody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.campchaos.com\/cartoons\/napsterbad\/sue.html\">This is a hilarious parody<\/a> of RIAA and its latest mantra of &#8220;Litigate, litigate!&#8221;  Do not watch while drinking milk.<br \/>\nI have a lunch date with Cute CLE Girl next week.  In my younger, more insecure days (i.e. last year), I would have been extremely reluctant to even call this a date for fear of seeming foolish or pathetic.  But now I figure, fuck it.  It&#8217;s a date until the other person clearly signals that it&#8217;s not.  I refuse to conceal my feelings of attraction for someone beneath a thin veneer of chummy platonic friendship.  I did that all through college and law school and it sucked.  I&#8217;m not saying that I&#8217;ve suddenly transformed into Cassanova on wheels, but perhaps I&#8217;m slightly less neurotic about how other people perceive me.<br \/>\nJust started reading The Da Vinci Code because I felt like I was missing out on something.  I&#8217;m only a few pages in, but already the prose seems a little too breathless.  But that reminds me.  I should update the READ section on the sidebar.  Hmmm&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a hilarious parody of RIAA and its latest mantra of &#8220;Litigate, litigate!&#8221; Do not watch while drinking milk. I have a lunch date with Cute CLE Girl next week. In my younger, more insecure days (i.e. last year), I would have been extremely reluctant to even call this a date for fear of <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=135' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-2b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}