{"id":137,"date":"2003-07-11T20:47:03","date_gmt":"2003-07-11T20:47:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=137"},"modified":"2003-07-11T20:47:03","modified_gmt":"2003-07-11T20:47:03","slug":"home_free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"Home Free"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My ass almost ended up in the hospital today.  In the summer, many of my nursing staff go on extended vacations.  For this weekend, I was faced with the prospect of having no staff, which means an automatic trip to the hospital for me because I don&#8217;t have any family nearby to fill in.  Fortunately, everything worked out and I&#8217;m safely at home.  But it&#8217;s a reminder of how fragile this network of supports is.  It sometimes sucks to have someone around 24 hours a day, but at the same time I need that to have some semblance of a normal life.<br \/>\nBut the day&#8217;s excitement has left me exhausted.  I need a drink.  And a joint.  And a&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sexhealth.org\/bettersex\/fellatio.shtml\">well, never mind<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"media\"><strong>[Listening to: Maybe One Day \/ Deal &#8211; Jovem Pan &#8211; as 7 melhores 2002 (3:43)]<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My ass almost ended up in the hospital today. In the summer, many of my nursing staff go on extended vacations. For this weekend, I was faced with the prospect of having no staff, which means an automatic trip to the hospital for me because I don&#8217;t have any family nearby to fill in. Fortunately, <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=137' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-2d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}