{"id":1387,"date":"2006-10-31T19:29:36","date_gmt":"2006-10-31T19:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2006-10-31T19:29:36","modified_gmt":"2006-10-31T19:29:36","slug":"fright_fest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1387","title":{"rendered":"Fright Fest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Despite my best efforts, I was not invited to any Halloween parties featuring women in fishnet stockings. Which means I&#8217;m sitting here at my computer, trying to distract myself from my own feelings of inadequacy. Which means that I just wasted appropriately eight minutes of my life watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vSPvvVfcoAw&amp;eurl=\">this<\/a>. A warning: the video&#8217;s refrain of &#8220;Killer!&#8221; has completely invaded my brain, occupied it, and set up a puppet government. Then I wasted another ten minutes watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MThEoxSWURA\">this<\/a>, and I felt a little better about life. <\/p>\n<p>Happy Halloween. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite my best efforts, I was not invited to any Halloween parties featuring women in fishnet stockings. Which means I&#8217;m sitting here at my computer, trying to distract myself from my own feelings of inadequacy. Which means that I just wasted appropriately eight minutes of my life watching this. A warning: the video&#8217;s refrain of <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1387' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-mn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}