{"id":1425,"date":"2006-12-12T20:29:05","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T20:29:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1425"},"modified":"2006-12-12T20:29:05","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T20:29:05","slug":"tofu_satans_fav","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1425","title":{"rendered":"Tofu: Satan’s Favorite Snack"},"content":{"rendered":"

Evil, thy name is soy. According to an evangelical commentator, soy<\/a> is turning our country’s men into sissified nancy boys. Sorry, I have to call shenanigans on this. My own diet is primarily soy-based and, aside from an aversion to talking about sports, I consider myself pretty masculine. I like girls. I obsess over my gadgets. I can recite every line from Raiders of the Lost Ark<\/i>.<\/p>\n

I thought the religious right ascribed to the notion that homosexuality was a choice, not the result of too much soy milk when you were a kid. I wonder if the election results are causing some conservatives to lose whatever tenuous grip on reality they may have had. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Evil, thy name is soy. According to an evangelical commentator, soy is turning our country’s men into sissified nancy boys. Sorry, I have to call shenanigans on this. My own diet is primarily soy-based and, aside from an aversion to talking about sports, I consider myself pretty masculine. I like girls. I obsess over my […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-mZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}