{"id":1429,"date":"2006-12-16T21:17:20","date_gmt":"2006-12-16T21:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1429"},"modified":"2006-12-16T21:17:20","modified_gmt":"2006-12-16T21:17:20","slug":"devoted_followe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1429","title":{"rendered":"Devoted Follower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What with all the attention given to Christmas and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, we acolytes of His Noodliness the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.venganza.org\/\">Flying Spaghetti Monster<\/a> can feel a little trodden down. Fortunately, there are those us who are using the traditional conventions of the holiday season to remind people that there is only one true path to enlightenment. Behold:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"rss:item\"><\/span><a name=\"031742\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/boingboing.net\/images\/fsm_christmas_ornament-m-00.jpg?resize=250%2C228\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"228\" width=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What with all the attention given to Christmas and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, we acolytes of His Noodliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster can feel a little trodden down. Fortunately, there are those us who are using the traditional conventions of the holiday season to remind people that there is only one true path to enlightenment. Behold:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-n3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}