{"id":1486,"date":"2007-02-12T20:27:32","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T20:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1486"},"modified":"2007-02-12T20:27:32","modified_gmt":"2007-02-12T20:27:32","slug":"biological_weap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1486","title":{"rendered":"Biological Weapon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I start to question my own abilities as a writer, something comes to my attention that assures me there are far, far worse hacks out there abusing their word processors. Today, my solace comes in the form of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comixexperience.com\/savblog\/2007\/02\/well-i-didnt-see-that-death-of-mary.html\">biting review<\/a> of the latest issue of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsarama.com\/WW_Chicago_06\/Marvel\/reign\/andrews.html\">Spiderman: Reign<\/a> comic book series. The review is quite good; it&#8217;s the source material that had me shaking my head and chuckling. In this particular issue, it is revealed that Mary Jane (Spidey&#8217;s wife) eventually dies because&#8230;how to put this delicately&#8230;she has been slowly irradiated by her husband&#8217;s mutant spunk. Exactly how stoned was this writer when he came up with a plot point so utterly ridiculous that it would make a twelve-year-old snicker in disbelief? And he&#8217;s getting paid for putting such drivel to paper. <\/p>\n<p>So much for solace. Now, I&#8217;m just depressed and discouraged. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I start to question my own abilities as a writer, something comes to my attention that assures me there are far, far worse hacks out there abusing their word processors. Today, my solace comes in the form of a biting review of the latest issue of the Spiderman: Reign comic book series. The review <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1486' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-nY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}