{"id":1487,"date":"2007-02-13T20:41:49","date_gmt":"2007-02-13T20:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1487"},"modified":"2007-02-13T20:41:49","modified_gmt":"2007-02-13T20:41:49","slug":"yikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1487","title":{"rendered":"Yikes!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was taking a look at my site statistics and I saw that someone had arrived at the blog via the search phrase “Mark Siegel death”. I’ve heard rumors that there’s a contract out on my head (ever since I challenged that coward Stephen Hawking<\/a> to a fight to the death in orbital space, he’s really had it in for me). Perhaps someone out there is looking for details on the bounty. It’s possible I could be misreading the intent of the search phrase. Maybe this person is seeking out kindred souls who share a deep and abiding loathing of me and my writings. <\/p>\n

Either way, I’d better sign up my nurses for refresher kung fu classes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was taking a look at my site statistics and I saw that someone had arrived at the blog via the search phrase “Mark Siegel death”. I’ve heard rumors that there’s a contract out on my head (ever since I challenged that coward Stephen Hawking to a fight to the death in orbital space, he’s […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9Iwau-yikes","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}