{"id":1497,"date":"2007-02-23T18:55:35","date_gmt":"2007-02-23T18:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1497"},"modified":"2007-02-23T18:55:35","modified_gmt":"2007-02-23T18:55:35","slug":"come_undone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1497","title":{"rendered":"Come Undone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It gets so tiresome being proven right all the time. When <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michele_Bachmann\">Michelle Bachmann<\/a> was elected, I told friends, &#8220;She&#8217;ll say something utterly stupid in the first six months of her incumbency.&#8221; I needn&#8217;t have been so generous in my allotment of time. Bachmann, in a recent interview with a St. Cloud newspaper, revealed that she possessed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/blogs\/bigquestion\/?p=554\">knowledge of an agreement<\/a> that would see Iran partition Iraq and set up some sort of terrorist mini-state in the western part of what used to be Iraq. Which doesn&#8217;t make a lot of sense, seeing as how Iran is Shi&#8217;a and western Iraq is predominantly Sunni and the two sects are in the midst of slaughtering each other&#8217;s adherents across much of Iraq.<\/p>\n<p>Bachmann really should stick to her strengths&#8211;like demonizing the gay community and non-Christians&#8211;and not trouble her pretty, carefully coiffed little head with matters of foreign policy. Such wild-eyed conspiracy theorizing does not suit an alumnus of the great Oral Roberts University. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It gets so tiresome being proven right all the time. When Michelle Bachmann was elected, I told friends, &#8220;She&#8217;ll say something utterly stupid in the first six months of her incumbency.&#8221; I needn&#8217;t have been so generous in my allotment of time. Bachmann, in a recent interview with a St. Cloud newspaper, revealed that she <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1497' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-o9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}