{"id":1516,"date":"2007-03-14T19:21:03","date_gmt":"2007-03-14T19:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1516"},"modified":"2007-03-14T19:21:03","modified_gmt":"2007-03-14T19:21:03","slug":"quality_control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1516","title":{"rendered":"Quality Control"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have this New Yorker cartoon taped to my desk:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.the19thfloor.net\/imagesbloggerwithoutborders-1.gif?w=695\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m now going to apply the &#8220;breakfast wrap&#8221; test to all of my future postings. I sometimes worry that I go on about topics that are of absolutely no interest to anyone save myself and my readers are simply too polite to say anything. From now on, as I&#8217;m composing an entry, I will ask myself if my chosen topic is objectively more interesting than breakfast wraps. If I decide the answer is &#8220;no&#8221;, it&#8217;s back to the drawing board. And if I&#8217;m at a complete loss for material, i suppose I can just do another variation on the &#8220;disability and sex&#8221; trope. People really seem to eat that stuff up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have this New Yorker cartoon taped to my desk: I&#8217;m now going to apply the &#8220;breakfast wrap&#8221; test to all of my future postings. I sometimes worry that I go on about topics that are of absolutely no interest to anyone save myself and my readers are simply too polite to say anything. From <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1516' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-os","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}