{"id":1521,"date":"2007-03-19T19:10:52","date_gmt":"2007-03-19T19:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1521"},"modified":"2007-03-19T19:10:52","modified_gmt":"2007-03-19T19:10:52","slug":"family_ties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1521","title":{"rendered":"Family Ties"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh dear, look what I’ve started. My sister now has a blog entitled The Fighting Socialist<\/a>. She doesn’t appear too militant in her picture, though. No beret, no AK-47 cradled in her lap, not even a clenched fist raised in defiance. The least she could have done is put on one of those Che T-shirts. Oh well, I guess I should be flattered. First she decides to go to law school, and now this. <\/p>\n

Okay, I want everyone to go to her blog and leave comments asking her to explain why, as a child, she made her poor crippled brother hit himself in the face for her own twisted amusement. No, I don’t know why she looks up to me, either. Now, just go do it. Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh dear, look what I’ve started. My sister now has a blog entitled The Fighting Socialist. She doesn’t appear too militant in her picture, though. No beret, no AK-47 cradled in her lap, not even a clenched fist raised in defiance. The least she could have done is put on one of those Che T-shirts. […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-ox","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}