{"id":1528,"date":"2007-03-26T21:16:39","date_gmt":"2007-03-26T21:16:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1528"},"modified":"2007-03-26T21:16:39","modified_gmt":"2007-03-26T21:16:39","slug":"feel_our_wrath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1528","title":{"rendered":"Feel Our Wrath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I give you&#8230;Crippletron:<br \/>\n<object height=\"350\" width=\"425\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5oBwvfDhT8Y\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/object><br \/>\nBecause sometimes the only thing the able-bodied world understands is brute force. The next time the Supreme Court issues an opinion that spouts some Federalist Society crap about the Eleventh Amendment trumping the ADA, I&#8217;m forming my own Crippletron with some of my fellow gimps-in-arms. We&#8217;re gonna traipse over to Washington, DC, rip the roof of the Supreme Court building, pluck Scalia out by his ankles, and use him as a human hackeysack until he sees reason.<br \/>\nI suppose this posting will go into my FBI file. Hope you got a good chuckle from this, Agent Gordon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I give you&#8230;Crippletron: Because sometimes the only thing the able-bodied world understands is brute force. The next time the Supreme Court issues an opinion that spouts some Federalist Society crap about the Eleventh Amendment trumping the ADA, I&#8217;m forming my own Crippletron with some of my fellow gimps-in-arms. We&#8217;re gonna traipse over <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1528' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-oE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}