{"id":1536,"date":"2007-04-03T20:17:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-03T20:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1536"},"modified":"2007-04-03T20:17:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-03T20:17:00","slug":"not_worthy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1536","title":{"rendered":"Not Worthy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone tagged me with a <a href=\"http:\/\/midlifeandtreachery.wordpress.com\/2007\/04\/01\/my-five-choices-for-the-thinking-blogger\/\">Thinking Blogger award<\/a>. You do realize that most of my material is shamelessly cribbed from people who are <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/pharyngula\/\">smarter<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/\">funnier<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/\">better-looking<\/a> than me, don&#8217;t you? Just so we&#8217;re clear. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone tagged me with a Thinking Blogger award. You do realize that most of my material is shamelessly cribbed from people who are smarter, funnier, and better-looking than me, don&#8217;t you? Just so we&#8217;re clear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-oM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}