{"id":1575,"date":"2007-05-12T14:20:15","date_gmt":"2007-05-12T14:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1575"},"modified":"2007-05-12T14:20:15","modified_gmt":"2007-05-12T14:20:15","slug":"extreme_makeove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1575","title":{"rendered":"Extreme Makeover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&nbsp; have a few requests for the creative forces who are currently <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startrek.com\/startrek\/view\/news\/article\/23775.html\">remastering the original Star Trek episodes<\/a>: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Please digitally wipe that perpetual I&#8217;m-so-getting-laid-tonight smirk off of Kirk&#8217;s face.<\/li>\n<li>You know that &#8220;Mirror, Mirror&#8221; episode where we meet Evil Spock? Maybe you could give Evil Spock a few scars or something because that goatee is about as menacing as Sulu in a room full of Orion slave girls. <\/li>\n<li>There has to be a way to make those tribbles look more like exotic, cuddly pets and less like roadkill.<\/li>\n<li>Maybe you could do one episode where the Enterprise is all cherried out with flames on the saucer and &#8220;USS ENTERPRISE, BITCH&#8221; written on the hull in big, obnoxious Gothic lettering. <\/li>\n<li>I will pay good money to hear Uhura say, &#8220;Captain, incoming message from Admiral Siegel.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&nbsp; have a few requests for the creative forces who are currently remastering the original Star Trek episodes: Please digitally wipe that perpetual I&#8217;m-so-getting-laid-tonight smirk off of Kirk&#8217;s face. You know that &#8220;Mirror, Mirror&#8221; episode where we meet Evil Spock? Maybe you could give Evil Spock a few scars or something because that goatee is <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1575' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-pp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}