{"id":1589,"date":"2007-05-26T12:51:57","date_gmt":"2007-05-26T12:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1589"},"modified":"2007-05-26T12:51:57","modified_gmt":"2007-05-26T12:51:57","slug":"im_on_yor_scree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1589","title":{"rendered":"IM ON YOR SCREEN, MOKKING U"},"content":{"rendered":"

This whole LOLcats<\/a> meme\/fad\/thought virus\/whatever needs to be over. Your cat is not that interesting. Your grammatically challenged captions are not cute. In fact, I hold you and your collaborators at least partly responsible for the declining literacy of our nation’s youth. They already have enough trouble distinguishing between “your” and “you’re”; they don’t need those habits reinforced and popularized. If this sort of thing keeps up, in twenty years the Internet will consist entirely of nothing but LOLcats, porn, and personal ads. Please, I’m begging you, just stop.<\/p>\n

I’m now going to sit in my rocking chair to enjoy my latest copy of Reader’s Digest. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This whole LOLcats meme\/fad\/thought virus\/whatever needs to be over. Your cat is not that interesting. Your grammatically challenged captions are not cute. In fact, I hold you and your collaborators at least partly responsible for the declining literacy of our nation’s youth. They already have enough trouble distinguishing between “your” and “you’re”; they don’t need […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-pD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}