{"id":1650,"date":"2007-07-27T19:58:10","date_gmt":"2007-07-27T19:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1650"},"modified":"2007-07-27T19:58:10","modified_gmt":"2007-07-27T19:58:10","slug":"basic_instinct","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1650","title":{"rendered":"Basic Instinct"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Friday night, so why not slip into something more comfortable and check out the latest Disability Blog Carnival<\/a> on the topic of sexuality. I thought about contributing a post, but I thought it better to spare my regular readers another anecdote about my innumerable erotic adventures. I mean, I can only tell the one about sharing a rooftop Jacuzzi with triplet exotic dancers in Miami before it starts to get stale. And the only reason I’m sitting here at my computer on a Friday night is because I’m saving up my energy for a marathon session of debauchery tomorrow evening with a couple of Brazilian nursing students. <\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

Listen, this little exercise in self-delusion isn’t going to work if you’re just going to sit there and smirk. I thought you were my friend. Not cool, man. Not cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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