{"id":171,"date":"2003-08-06T20:38:27","date_gmt":"2003-08-06T20:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=171"},"modified":"2003-08-06T20:38:27","modified_gmt":"2003-08-06T20:38:27","slug":"will_he_grant_c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"Will He Grant Civil Rights to Cyborgs?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As someone from a state that just emerged from four years of a very bizarre governorship by a former pro wrestler, I can only shake my head at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2003\/ALLPOLITICS\/08\/06\/candidates.announce\/index.html\">Schwarzenegger&#8217;s announcement that he&#8217;s running for governor in California<\/a>.  Look, the Terminator movies were fun, but all of his other movies pretty much sucked.  Remember Eraser?  Neither do I.  With that kind of track record, what makes him think he can do any better as governor?  Does he plan to solve the deficit by turning Sacramento into one big T3 theme ride?  Will Stallone be Lieutenant Governor?  Will he open a really tacky chain restaurant in the governor&#8217;s mansion?  People of California, don&#8217;t buy the hype!  It may seem like good clean fun Election Day, but you&#8217;ll just wake up with a nasty hangover the day after.  And the jokes about your governor from friends and family in other states will not stop.  Ever.  Trust me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As someone from a state that just emerged from four years of a very bizarre governorship by a former pro wrestler, I can only shake my head at Schwarzenegger&#8217;s announcement that he&#8217;s running for governor in California. Look, the Terminator movies were fun, but all of his other movies pretty much sucked. Remember Eraser? Neither <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=171' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-2L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}