{"id":1822,"date":"2008-01-22T21:05:25","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T21:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1822"},"modified":"2008-01-22T21:05:25","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T21:05:25","slug":"maiden_voyage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1822","title":{"rendered":"Maiden Voyage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A trailer for the upcoming <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paramount.com\/startrek\/\">Star Trek film<\/a> is now online. I like the iconic use of the Enterprise, although the first few seconds had me half-expecting to hear <strike>Pete<\/strike> Bob Seger start belting out &#8220;Like A Rock&#8221;. And, man, Spock is starting to sound <i>old<\/i>. I hereby volunteer to serve as the human vessel for his <i>katra<\/i> when the time comes. A little Vulcan mojo might help me score with the ladies.<br \/>\nThree-quarters of you have no idea what the hell I&#8217;m talking about, do you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A trailer for the upcoming Star Trek film is now online. I like the iconic use of the Enterprise, although the first few seconds had me half-expecting to hear Pete Bob Seger start belting out &#8220;Like A Rock&#8221;. And, man, Spock is starting to sound old. I hereby volunteer to serve as the human vessel <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1822' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-to","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}