{"id":1946,"date":"2008-05-27T20:52:48","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T20:52:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1946"},"modified":"2008-05-27T20:52:48","modified_gmt":"2008-05-27T20:52:48","slug":"get_my_agent_on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1946","title":{"rendered":"Get My Agent On The Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Coen brothers are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/chi-ap-mn-coenbrothers,0,1494845.story\">shooting their next film in Minnesota<\/a>. This could be my big break. After all, every Coen brothers movie features at least one funny-looking guy. <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000114\/\">Steve Buscemi<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001806\/\">John Turturro<\/a>. I&#8217;m way funnier-looking than either of them. And I&#8217;m not picky about the size of my role. I can play Onlooker #2 or Quirky Co-Worker with equal gusto. I&#8217;ll even change my name to something less ethnic. Mark Singer. Mark Samuels. Whatever. Just give me a chance! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Coen brothers are shooting their next film in Minnesota. This could be my big break. After all, every Coen brothers movie features at least one funny-looking guy. Steve Buscemi. John Turturro. I&#8217;m way funnier-looking than either of them. And I&#8217;m not picky about the size of my role. I can play Onlooker #2 or <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1946' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-vo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}