{"id":1971,"date":"2008-06-21T15:06:28","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T15:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1971"},"modified":"2008-06-21T15:06:28","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T15:06:28","slug":"drowsy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1971","title":{"rendered":"Drowsy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s something I learned last night. Even if one has good intentions and tries to get some writing done after midnight, one isn&#8217;t going to accomplish much if one keeps falling asleep in front of his computer screen. And every time I began to doze off, my ventilator would start alarming, jolting me awake. I need to somehow program it to distinguish between &#8220;My master&#8217;s tube is disconnected and I must call for help!&#8221; and &#8220;My master is sleeping with his mouth open and is in no immediate danger.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s something I learned last night. Even if one has good intentions and tries to get some writing done after midnight, one isn&#8217;t going to accomplish much if one keeps falling asleep in front of his computer screen. And every time I began to doze off, my ventilator would start alarming, jolting me awake. I <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1971' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9Iwau-drowsy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}