{"id":1977,"date":"2008-06-27T18:49:40","date_gmt":"2008-06-27T18:49:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1977"},"modified":"2008-06-27T18:49:40","modified_gmt":"2008-06-27T18:49:40","slug":"come_to_the_dar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1977","title":{"rendered":"Come To The Dark Side"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Matt and I took this afternoon off to check out the Star Wars exhibit at the Minnesota Science Museum, where we both proceeded to geek out on an epic scale. And I have the pictures to prove it. <\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 800px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/WWW.the19thfloor.net\/IMG_0933.jpg?resize=391%2C293\" height=\"293\" width=\"391\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Me getting schooled by Yoda.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 800px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/WWW.the19thfloor.net\/IMG_0934.jpg?resize=382%2C289\" height=\"289\" width=\"382\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I wonder if C-3PO is available for private duty nursing. <\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 800px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/WWW.the19thfloor.net\/IMG_0936.jpg?resize=403%2C303\" height=\"303\" width=\"403\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lord Vader doesn&#8217;t like having his picture taken, which is why he used his dark powers to make the camera shake.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;ve been meaning to tell you about this other part-time gig I started. <\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 800px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/WWW.the19thfloor.net\/sithlord1.JPG?resize=430%2C605\" height=\"605\" width=\"430\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was trying to look all badass, but instead I look like the galaxy&#8217;s most befuddled Sith apprentice ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Matt and I took this afternoon off to check out the Star Wars exhibit at the Minnesota Science Museum, where we both proceeded to geek out on an epic scale. And I have the pictures to prove it. Me getting schooled by Yoda. I wonder if C-3PO is available for private duty nursing. <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=1977' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-vT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}