{"id":199,"date":"2003-09-03T21:37:13","date_gmt":"2003-09-03T21:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=199"},"modified":"2003-09-03T21:37:13","modified_gmt":"2003-09-03T21:37:13","slug":"wont_you_be_my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=199","title":{"rendered":"Won&#8217;t You Be My Neighbor?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a new mission in life.  I need to find a way to get to know my Extremely Cute Neighbor.  I thought Extremely Cute Neighbor had moved out because I hadn&#8217;t seen her in some time, but then I ran into her as I was leaving for work this morning.  She is a simply lovely brunette.  Maybe I can borrow a cup of sugar or something.  But that might not work if she stumbles across this blog and discovers that my crippled ass don&#8217;t cook&#8230;or bake.  I could try chatting her up in the elevator, but how much chatting can you do on a thirty-second elevator ride?  My engaging personality needs at least a full minute to work its mojo.  What to do?  Any advice is welcome.<br \/>\nI spent way too much time today clearing up a bureaucratic snafu that almost prevented my independent nursing staff from getting their first paychecks, which would have been rather embarrassing for me.  I&#8217;m pretty protective of my staff and I&#8217;d hate to see any of them suffer financially because someone forgot to fax a certain document.  So here&#8217;s hoping I finally have all the bugs worked out of the system.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a new mission in life. I need to find a way to get to know my Extremely Cute Neighbor. I thought Extremely Cute Neighbor had moved out because I hadn&#8217;t seen her in some time, but then I ran into her as I was leaving for work this morning. She is a simply <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=199' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-3d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}