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Living downtown is making me soft. Today, a friend and I wanted to grab brunch at Hell’s Kitchen<\/a>, a popular spot for Sunday diners. We called ahead and discovered that the wait time for a table was an hour and a half. So my friend and I hung out at my place while my nurse took a quick walk over there, put our name down, and came back with a pager that would notify us when the table was ready. No milling around in some crowded lobby for us. About an hour later, we got paged and I was soon enjoying a rather spicy Bloody Mary.<\/p>\n

It’s like I’m living the life of some sort of Midwestern Jerry Seinfeld, complete with Junior Mints. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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