{"id":2100,"date":"2008-10-24T21:15:01","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T21:15:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2100"},"modified":"2008-10-24T21:15:01","modified_gmt":"2008-10-24T21:15:01","slug":"friendly_compet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2100","title":{"rendered":"Friendly Competition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few of my friends with SMA have had some health problems lately. Today, in an effort to appear sensitive, I suggested to one of them that we should start a pool to place bets on which one of us will meet our demise first. She thought it was a great idea. I advised her to put her money on me, but she would have none of it. &#8220;You&#8217;re going to be puffing on your vent long after the rest of us are gone,&#8221; she said. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not so sure about that. When the coming economic collapse forces all of us into the countryside to scavenge for food, I&#8217;m going to have a hell of a time finding a working electrical outlet to keep said vent puffing away. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few of my friends with SMA have had some health problems lately. Today, in an effort to appear sensitive, I suggested to one of them that we should start a pool to place bets on which one of us will meet our demise first. She thought it was a great idea. I advised her <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2100' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-xS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}