{"id":2159,"date":"2008-12-21T14:46:09","date_gmt":"2008-12-21T14:46:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2159"},"modified":"2008-12-21T14:46:09","modified_gmt":"2008-12-21T14:46:09","slug":"where_do_i_put","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2159","title":{"rendered":"Where Do I Put The Dollar Bill?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I often joke that I&#8217;m eagerly awaiting the day when robotic nurses can assume responsibility for my daily cares. And should that day ever arrive, I&#8217;m willing to pay a little extra to have my nurse programmed with <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/entertainment\/7757751.stm\">pole-dancing capabilities<\/a>. I realize this isn&#8217;t a medical function in the strictest sense, but I&#8217;m a firm believer in a holistic approach to health. However, I would like my robot to look a little less like a CCTV camera and a little more like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Summer_Glau\">Summer Glau<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I often joke that I&#8217;m eagerly awaiting the day when robotic nurses can assume responsibility for my daily cares. And should that day ever arrive, I&#8217;m willing to pay a little extra to have my nurse programmed with pole-dancing capabilities. I realize this isn&#8217;t a medical function in the strictest sense, but I&#8217;m a firm <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2159' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-yP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}