{"id":2204,"date":"2009-02-03T20:01:15","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T20:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2204"},"modified":"2009-02-03T20:01:15","modified_gmt":"2009-02-03T20:01:15","slug":"musk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2204","title":{"rendered":"Musk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The rush is on to make a quick buck off the upcoming release of the new Star Trek movie. And in the world of tie-in marketing, there&#8217;s no such thing as a bad idea. One company is creating a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toplessrobot.com\/2009\/01\/who_wants_to_smell_like_a_rutting_vulcan.php\">set of Trek-themed fragrances<\/a> with names like Tiberius, Pon Farr, and Red Shirt. <\/p>\n<p>Why would anyone want to smell like a horny Vulcan? I&#8217;m not even sure I want to know what a horny Vulcan smells like. But I can guess what Tiberius smells like. Aqua Velva and Saurian brandy with dickish undertones. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll stick with my CK One, thank you very much. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The rush is on to make a quick buck off the upcoming release of the new Star Trek movie. And in the world of tie-in marketing, there&#8217;s no such thing as a bad idea. One company is creating a set of Trek-themed fragrances with names like Tiberius, Pon Farr, and Red Shirt. Why would anyone <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2204' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9Iwau-musk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}