{"id":2365,"date":"2009-07-14T20:40:57","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T20:40:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2365"},"modified":"2009-07-14T20:40:57","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T20:40:57","slug":"that_doesnt_loo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2365","title":{"rendered":"That Doesn&#8217;t Look Like Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Add this to the &#8220;plus&#8221; column of having a severe physical disability: I get to avoid the more unpleasant household chores. My shower recently had a clogged drain and one of my nurses kindly offered to clean it out for me. Similarly, I have never scrubbed a toilet or washed a pile of crusty dishes. And I&#8217;m not ashamed to declare that I don&#8217;t feel like I&#8217;m missing out by not being able to perform these tasks. They strike me as both boring and more than a little disgusting. I am, however, happy to supervise from a suitable location such as my computer desk or the general vicinity of the television. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Add this to the &#8220;plus&#8221; column of having a severe physical disability: I get to avoid the more unpleasant household chores. My shower recently had a clogged drain and one of my nurses kindly offered to clean it out for me. Similarly, I have never scrubbed a toilet or washed a pile of crusty dishes. <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2365' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-C9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}