{"id":2371,"date":"2009-07-20T22:50:28","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T22:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2371"},"modified":"2009-07-20T22:50:28","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T22:50:28","slug":"early_birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2371","title":{"rendered":"Early Birthday Present"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t splurge on myself often, but when I do, I tend to do so extravagantly. After my DVD player died, I decided to replace my whole entertainment system. One trip to the local big box electronics store later resulted in a hefty commission for a lucky sales associate and a LCD television of embarrassing proportions, complete with all the fixings, sitting in my living room. I haven&#8217;t had a chance to play with it much yet, but I expect I will weep tears of reverent awe when I pop in the Blu-Ray version of Watchmen. That is, assuming I can figure out why I&#8217;m only getting intermittent audio from my spanking new Blu-Ray player.<\/p>\n<p>If anyone is interested in a gently used Tivo and or Kenwood receiver, both of which are in perfect working order, feel free to e-mail me. My prices are very reasonable. I&#8217;m also available for movie nights and televised sporting event get-togethers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t splurge on myself often, but when I do, I tend to do so extravagantly. After my DVD player died, I decided to replace my whole entertainment system. One trip to the local big box electronics store later resulted in a hefty commission for a lucky sales associate and a LCD television of embarrassing <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2371' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-Cf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}