{"id":2403,"date":"2009-08-21T20:59:53","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T20:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2403"},"modified":"2009-08-21T20:59:53","modified_gmt":"2009-08-21T20:59:53","slug":"put_me_in_coach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2403","title":{"rendered":"Put Me In, Coach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I grew up in Green Bay and used to consider myself a devoted Packers fan, I suppose I should have some kind of opinion on former Packers quarterback and demigod <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/08\/22\/sports\/football\/22nfl.html?ref=football\">Brett Favre coming to play for the Vikings<\/a>. Except I don&#8217;t. I long ago stopped paying attention to Favre&#8217;s Hamlet impersonation. Retire. Don&#8217;t retire. It makes no difference to me. I&#8217;m more interested in reading the <a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/5342933\/details-on-the-monk-diablo-iiis-newly-revealed-street-fighter\">previews of Diablo III<\/a>. Ten years ago, I would have been gnashing my teeth along with everyone else in my former hometown. Now, I can barely manage a shrug.<\/p>\n<p>And thus concludes my one and only sports-related blog post for the year. <\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?w=600\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I grew up in Green Bay and used to consider myself a devoted Packers fan, I suppose I should have some kind of opinion on former Packers quarterback and demigod Brett Favre coming to play for the Vikings. Except I don&#8217;t. I long ago stopped paying attention to Favre&#8217;s Hamlet impersonation. Retire. Don&#8217;t retire. <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2403' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-CL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}