{"id":2409,"date":"2009-08-27T20:52:46","date_gmt":"2009-08-27T20:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2409"},"modified":"2009-08-27T20:52:46","modified_gmt":"2009-08-27T20:52:46","slug":"cute_overload","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2409","title":{"rendered":"Cute Overload"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, the <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5346892\/robot-bear-holds-you-in-your-arms-only-to-rip-you-apart-two-minutes-later\">precursor to my robot nurse<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 800px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/WWW.the19thfloor.net\/riba_2.jpg?w=600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a bit more R&amp;D that needs to be done before I can order the Jessica Biel model, but I guess this is a start. I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;m down with the whole bear motif, though. I&#8217;m actually surprised that the Japanese went with a robot design that isn&#8217;t a half-naked, doe-eyed prepubescent girl; perhaps that&#8217;s next year&#8217;s model.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?w=600\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, the precursor to my robot nurse: There&#8217;s a bit more R&amp;D that needs to be done before I can order the Jessica Biel model, but I guess this is a start. I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;m down with the whole bear motif, though. I&#8217;m actually surprised that the Japanese went with a robot design that <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2409' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-CR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}