{"id":2508,"date":"2009-12-11T19:41:58","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T19:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2508"},"modified":"2009-12-11T19:41:58","modified_gmt":"2009-12-11T19:41:58","slug":"im_so_worth_it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2508","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m So Worth It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a good boy this year. Well, except for that one time. And there was that other time; I&#8217;ve still got the bruises from that one. But still, I made a good effort. My attempts at moral rectitude, while not uniformly successful, are still worthy of reward. Might I suggest: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Rome-Complete-Blu-ray-Ray-Stevenson\/dp\/B0028RXXFC\/ref=wl_it_dp_o?ie=UTF8&amp;coliid=I35R3P015R0E08&amp;colid=2IDP7BNX43FE8\"><i>Rome<\/i>: The Complete Series<\/a>&#8211;Because I love me some sexed-up historical melodrama where everyone speaks with a British accent, so you know it has something to do with ancient history. Because it will look so very pretty on my LCD television that I may even start charging myself admission.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Boneshaker-Sci-Fi-Essential-Books\/dp\/0765318415\/ref=wl_it_dp_o?ie=UTF8&amp;coliid=I11DUDWUQI8FNC&amp;colid=2IDP7BNX43FE8\"><i>Boneshaker <\/i><\/a>by Cherie Priest&#8211;Because it&#8217;s a well-reviewed book that zeppelins, zombies, and characters with names like Leviticus Blue. Because the cover is the very embodiment of steampunk awesomeness.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Dragon-Age-Origins-Pc\/dp\/B001IK1BWC\/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=videogames&amp;qid=1260581812&amp;sr=1-2\"><i>Dragon Age: Origins<\/i><\/a>&#8211;Because I&#8217;m still a fan of old-school role-playing games that take countless hours to finish. Because World of Warcraft <a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/5392200\/breaking-down-the-sex-in-dragon-age-origins\">doesn&#8217;t have brothels<\/a>.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li><i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1607060760?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=aintitcooln0b-20&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=1607060760\">The Walking Dead<\/a><\/i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1607060760?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=aintitcooln0b-20&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=1607060760\"> Compendium Volume 1<\/a>&#8211;Because it&#8217;s one thousand pages of apocalyptic zombie action. Because zombies are always entertaining. Because my next girlfriend will see this sitting on my shelf and begin to understand what she&#8217;s getting herself into. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?w=695\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a good boy this year. Well, except for that one time. And there was that other time; I&#8217;ve still got the bruises from that one. But still, I made a good effort. My attempts at moral rectitude, while not uniformly successful, are still worthy of reward. Might I suggest: Rome: The Complete Series&#8211;Because <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2508' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-Es","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}