{"id":2553,"date":"2010-01-25T19:50:25","date_gmt":"2010-01-25T19:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2553"},"modified":"2010-01-25T19:50:25","modified_gmt":"2010-01-25T19:50:25","slug":"rumor_control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2553","title":{"rendered":"Rumor Control"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are the things that I&#8217;m fairly certain the forthcoming Apple tablet\/slate\/squished iPhone won&#8217;t do: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It won&#8217;t come pre-loaded with the sequel to <i>Avatar<\/i>.&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>It won&#8217;t have a telepathic interface.&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>It won&#8217;t pass a health care bill.<\/li>\n<li>It won&#8217;t address me as &#8220;Master&#8221; in a breathless sex-kitten voice.&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>It won&#8217;t give me superpowers (although I&#8217;m hedging my bets on this one).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Otherwise, your guess is as good as mine.<\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?w=695\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are the things that I&#8217;m fairly certain the forthcoming Apple tablet\/slate\/squished iPhone won&#8217;t do: It won&#8217;t come pre-loaded with the sequel to Avatar.&nbsp; It won&#8217;t have a telepathic interface.&nbsp; It won&#8217;t pass a health care bill. It won&#8217;t address me as &#8220;Master&#8221; in a breathless sex-kitten voice.&nbsp; It won&#8217;t give me superpowers (although I&#8217;m <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2553' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-Fb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}