{"id":2657,"date":"2010-05-09T14:18:33","date_gmt":"2010-05-09T14:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2657"},"modified":"2010-05-09T14:18:33","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T14:18:33","slug":"critic_at_large_65","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2657","title":{"rendered":"Critic At Large: Iron Man 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is my review of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1228705\/\"><i>IM2<\/i><\/a> in bullet format:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Can Robert McDowney, Jr.&#8217;s smugness switch ever be turned off? What he start weeping uncontrollably if it was? <\/li>\n<li>Scarlett Johannson is way hotter than she was in <i>Ghost World<\/i>. It&#8217;s like she&#8217;s been on a steady diet of hotness over the past several years.&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>More superhero movies should allow their main characters to fuck shit up in a drunken rage.&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>I could barely understand a word that Mickey Rourke&#8217;s character said and he wasn&#8217;t much of a supervillain. But he gets an A in Badass Russian Gulag Tatts.<\/li>\n<li>The evil robot drones in the movie bear a suspicious resemblance to my own design.<\/li>\n<li>Scarlett Johansson. Damn.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?w=695\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is my review of IM2 in bullet format: Can Robert McDowney, Jr.&#8217;s smugness switch ever be turned off? What he start weeping uncontrollably if it was? Scarlett Johannson is way hotter than she was in Ghost World. It&#8217;s like she&#8217;s been on a steady diet of hotness over the past several years.&nbsp; More superhero <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2657' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-GR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2657"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2657\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}