{"id":2692,"date":"2010-06-13T17:35:36","date_gmt":"2010-06-13T17:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2692"},"modified":"2010-06-13T17:35:36","modified_gmt":"2010-06-13T17:35:36","slug":"when_life_gives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2692","title":{"rendered":"“When Life Gives You Wheelchair”"},"content":{"rendered":"

As part her never-ending quest to completely take over the world, Oprah Winfrey is sponsoring a contest where people send in audition videos pitching concepts for TV shows. Zach, who happens to have cerebral palsy, has an idea for a travel show<\/a>. The guy’s quite funny; perhaps he needs a sidekick to accompany him on his travels. He can go off with a camera crew to explore the local ruins or whatever while another crew trails me in the evenings as I survey the accessibility of the red light district and have compelling, thoughtful conversations with the natives. It sounds like just the sort of thing HBO would turn into a series. <\/p>\n

Anyway, vote for Zach so he can get his own show and so I can get a free trip to Amsterdam. <\/p>\n

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