{"id":271,"date":"2003-11-04T21:36:13","date_gmt":"2003-11-04T21:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=271"},"modified":"2003-11-04T21:36:13","modified_gmt":"2003-11-04T21:36:13","slug":"multiple_choice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Multiple Choice"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh, hey, look, another Democratic presidential debate<\/a>. 123 down, 176 to go. Do these debates even mean anything? As Jon Stewart said on the Daily Show, can’t they wrestle or something? Boooring!
\nI stayed at work late today and I was talking to a co-worker of mine, who asked me how my dating life was. Nonexistent, said I. Oh, she said, you should try [unnamed Internet dating service]. So I get home and figure, what the hell, I’ll take a look. I go to the site and it asks you to complete an extensive personality test that rivals the MMPI or Myers-Briggs in scope. I waste over half an hour on this stupid survey. Finally, I finish it and I’m ready to search for my true love. I click on “Search” and thirty seconds later, it tells me that it can’t find any matches. This leaves me to conclude either a) I’m too picky, b) I’m a complete loser, c) a stupid survey failed to capture my quirky brand of sex appeal, or d) a and b. My money is on d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh, hey, look, another Democratic presidential debate. 123 down, 176 to go. Do these debates even mean anything? As Jon Stewart said on the Daily Show, can’t they wrestle or something? Boooring! I stayed at work late today and I was talking to a co-worker of mine, who asked me how my dating life was. […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-4n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}