{"id":2732,"date":"2010-08-03T21:10:25","date_gmt":"2010-08-03T21:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2732"},"modified":"2010-08-03T21:10:25","modified_gmt":"2010-08-03T21:10:25","slug":"facial_hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2732","title":{"rendered":"Facial Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m thinking of copying Jon Stewart and <a href=\"http:\/\/slog.thestranger.com\/slog\/archives\/2010\/07\/28\/jon-stewarts-goatee\">growing a goatee<\/a>. Well, not really, but I kind of wonder how it would look on me. When one is rockin&#8217; the goatee, the result is either badass (\u00e0 la Ming the Merciless) or creepy (\u00e0 la <a href=\"http:\/\/memory-alpha.org\/wiki\/Beard\">Data in that one episode of <i>Star Trek: The Next Generation<\/i><\/a>). I suspect mine would be the latter and several dull shades of gray to boot. I&#8217;d probably resemble that guy who&#8217;s always loitering outside outside the adult video store and smells like cheese. You know, that guy. <\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?w=695\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m thinking of copying Jon Stewart and growing a goatee. Well, not really, but I kind of wonder how it would look on me. When one is rockin&#8217; the goatee, the result is either badass (\u00e0 la Ming the Merciless) or creepy (\u00e0 la Data in that one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation). <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2732' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-I4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}