{"id":277,"date":"2003-11-10T19:40:04","date_gmt":"2003-11-10T19:40:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=277"},"modified":"2003-11-10T19:40:04","modified_gmt":"2003-11-10T19:40:04","slug":"broken_heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=277","title":{"rendered":"Broken Heart"},"content":{"rendered":"

It looks like my pal Dennis Kucinich is on the prowl for a lady friend<\/a>. Oh, Dennis, say it isn’t so! I thought we shared a moment on that special evening<\/a> last month. But then you never called, not even after I sent you that bouquet of roses and the poem I wrote one evening after throwing back a few rum-and-Cokes. Okay, maybe the line about your huge ears sheltering me like a big pink canopy from this cruel, cruel world was a bit much, but can’t you see I love you? I’m not going to be ignored, Dennis!
\nI was asked today to appear on this public access television show that deals with disability issues. It’s hosted by someone who uses a wheelchair, but a friend then cautioned me that the stage for the show isn’t really accessible except for a jury-rigged ramp that isn’t really built to ADA specs. So you have a show about disability issues that has its own barriers to people with disabilities. You can cut the irony with a knife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It looks like my pal Dennis Kucinich is on the prowl for a lady friend. Oh, Dennis, say it isn’t so! I thought we shared a moment on that special evening last month. But then you never called, not even after I sent you that bouquet of roses and the poem I wrote one evening […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-4t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}