{"id":282,"date":"2003-11-15T20:33:30","date_gmt":"2003-11-15T20:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=282"},"modified":"2003-11-15T20:33:30","modified_gmt":"2003-11-15T20:33:30","slug":"i_was_worried_t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=282","title":{"rendered":"I Was Worried There For A Minute"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good news! The likelihood of our planet getting smashed by an asteroid just got smaller<\/a>. So now can we please destroy every copy of Armageddon in existence. God, I hated that movie. But I did see Master and Commander<\/a> today, which is worth your time. Lots of old-fashioned swashes being buckled and so forth. My nurse was all ga-ga over Russell Crowe and his flowing tresses. I thought he looked a bit doughy myself. If Russell Crowe and I got into a barfight, who do you think would win? I may be small, but I fight dirty. Maybe I should write his agent a letter and challenge him to a no-holds-barred fracas at the venue of his choice. We could make it into this huge pay-per-view event. I could be rich! Rich, I tell you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Good news! The likelihood of our planet getting smashed by an asteroid just got smaller. So now can we please destroy every copy of Armageddon in existence. God, I hated that movie. But I did see Master and Commander today, which is worth your time. Lots of old-fashioned swashes being buckled and so forth. My […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-4y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}