{"id":2836,"date":"2010-12-27T16:19:01","date_gmt":"2010-12-27T16:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2836"},"modified":"2010-12-27T16:19:01","modified_gmt":"2010-12-27T16:19:01","slug":"presents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2836","title":{"rendered":"Presents!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My family and friends were much too generous to me this holiday season. Among the gifts I received: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A new leather jacket to replace my battered and tattered leather jacket that I&#8217;ve owned since college. The new one is black, so I guess I&#8217;ll have to start riding a motorcycle and smoking cigarettes.<\/li>\n<li>Books! Like, real books with actual paper and covers and stuff. I almost forgot that they still made them like that.&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>Several sweaters and shirts that will make me look very respectable at the office. I think I&#8217;m going to need a new dresser just to hold my vast sweater collection. <\/li>\n<li>The 25th anniversary Blu-Ray edition of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Goonies-25th-Anniversary-Blu-ray\/dp\/B000QFW7UA\/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1293488271&amp;sr=1-1\"><i>The Goonies<\/i><\/a>. I can report that while this bit of 80s cheese still has its charms, it&#8217;s not quite as awesome as it was upon my first viewing at age 12.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?w=695\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My family and friends were much too generous to me this holiday season. Among the gifts I received: A new leather jacket to replace my battered and tattered leather jacket that I&#8217;ve owned since college. The new one is black, so I guess I&#8217;ll have to start riding a motorcycle and smoking cigarettes. Books! Like, <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2836' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9Iwau-presents","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}