{"id":2940,"date":"2011-05-20T19:06:53","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T19:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2940"},"modified":"2011-05-20T19:06:53","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T19:06:53","slug":"raptured","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2940","title":{"rendered":"Raptured"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you making last-minute preparations in advance of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/2011\/05\/20\/2226274\/christian-radio-group-warns-worlds.html\">tomorrow&#8217;s apocalypse<\/a>, best wishes and bon voyage. Things won&#8217;t be the same around here without you. I&#8217;m not sure if they have e-mail or Facebook where you&#8217;re going, but try to stay in touch. And it&#8217;s cool if I throw a pool party at your house tomorrow night, right? I mean, it&#8217;s not like you&#8217;ll be coming back. Don&#8217;t worry; we&#8217;ll keep the orgy participants in the living room and we&#8217;ll put plastic over everything. We may be godless heathens, but we&#8217;re also good neighbors. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you making last-minute preparations in advance of tomorrow&#8217;s apocalypse, best wishes and bon voyage. Things won&#8217;t be the same around here without you. I&#8217;m not sure if they have e-mail or Facebook where you&#8217;re going, but try to stay in touch. And it&#8217;s cool if I throw a pool party at your <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2940' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9Iwau-raptured","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}