{"id":2955,"date":"2011-06-10T19:28:02","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T19:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2955"},"modified":"2011-06-10T19:28:02","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T19:28:02","slug":"budget_reductio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2955","title":{"rendered":"Budget Reductions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I figure this weekend is a good time to draft a list of expenses that are nice or necessary during a potential stint of unemployment. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Housekeeper: Nice. My nurses will probably do some cleaning if I ask politely.&nbsp; <\/li>\n<li>Broadband Internet: Necessary. Very extremely necessary. What else will I do while I&#8217;m laid off? Go outside? Please.<\/li>\n<li>Cable TV: Nice. You see, there&#8217;s this thing called Usenet&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Mortgage: Necessary. I haven&#8217;t missed a payment yet and my credit score shows it.<\/li>\n<li>My, er, Masseuse: Quite nice. Especially when she does that thing where she&#8211;well, never mind. But sacrifices must be made. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>My next step is to figure out some temporary gigs to earn a semblance of an income. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I figure this weekend is a good time to draft a list of expenses that are nice or necessary during a potential stint of unemployment. Housekeeper: Nice. My nurses will probably do some cleaning if I ask politely.&nbsp; Broadband Internet: Necessary. Very extremely necessary. What else will I do while I&#8217;m laid off? Go outside? <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=2955' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-LF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}